Pick your heat level
Start with truth. Upgrade for the fix.
One-off RoastReady packages for Shopify stores and small-business pages. No workspace tiers, no monthly billing, and no sugar-coating.
Free Roast
A quick verdict for the page you are second-guessing.
£0
- Quick score
- Top-level roast
- A clear place to start
Most useful after the burn
Detailed Store Roast
The sharp, shareable diagnosis for a store that needs to sell harder.
£5
- Shareable scorecard
- 8–12 specific observations
- 3–5 ranked conversion fixes
- Hero, CTA, and proof copy starters
AI Makeover
Take the detailed roast and turn it into a clearer page plan.
£15 total
- Everything in the Detailed Store Roast
- Revised homepage or product-page copy
- Suggested page structure
Full Landing-Page Rewrite
A bigger rewrite package we are planning next—not available to order yet.
£49
Coming soon
- Later RoastReady expansion
- Full landing-page rewrite scope
- No checkout or delivery flow yet
No fake checkout
Brutal, but honest.
The free roast is the live starting point. Paid packages are clearly scoped, but payment is not enabled here until there is a real purchase and delivery flow.