Get roasted.
Get better.
Send your Shopify store or business website into the hot seat. Get the laugh, the score, and the exact fixes that make buying feel obvious.
Free to start. No credit card. No sugar-coating.
Would you buy from this?
4/10
The product looks good. The page makes it feel like work.
Biggest buyer blockers
“Your first screen is selling a vibe. Buyers need a reason.”
Entertainment first. Useful enough to change your page.
Built for Shopify. Also works for small-business websites.
Straight answers. No consultant word salad.
The process
Three steps. Zero fluff.
The roast is quick enough to share, clear enough to use, and pointed enough to make the next change easy.
01
Drop your store link
No dashboard access, setup call, or vague consulting intake.
02
Get the honest score
We flag the copy, structure, trust, and buying friction costing you attention.
03
Fix what matters
Use the hit list yourself or let RoastReady rebuild the weak spots.
A roast with receipts
Laugh at it. Then fix it.
Every sharp line is tied to a buyer problem you can actually resolve. Your verdict is designed to travel well in a group chat—and make your next landing-page decision clearer.
Fix the page
not your confidence.
Start with the free verdict. Upgrade only when you want the detailed diagnosis or AI makeover.
Pick your heat level
Start with truth. Upgrade for the fix.
One-off packages, clearly scoped. Paid checkout opens only when there is a real delivery flow behind it.
Free Roast
A quick verdict for the page you are second-guessing.
£0
- Quick score
- Top-level roast
- A clear place to start
Detailed Store Roast
The sharp, shareable diagnosis for a store that needs to sell harder.
£5 one-off
- Shareable scorecard
- 8–12 specific observations
- 3–5 ranked conversion fixes
- Hero, CTA, and proof copy starters
AI Makeover
Turn the detailed roast into a clearer page plan.
£15 total
- Everything in the Detailed Store Roast
- Revised homepage or product-page copy
- Suggested page structure
Full Landing-Page Rewrite
A later expansion—not available to order yet.
£49
- Later RoastReady expansion
- Full landing-page rewrite scope
- No checkout or delivery flow yet
Before you submit
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your page can take it
Find out why buyers bounce.
Send the page you have been tweaking in circles. RoastReady tells you what is working, what is not, and what to change first.